J-Smoove is not the nickname of a grown man. Especially not a grown man who threw down 25 points, 16 rebounds, 5 assists, 4 blocks, and 4 steals against the Orlando Magic tonight. Not to mention draining 2 threes and going to the line 13 times.
It seriously looks like stat-watch is going to be a season long Andrei Kirilenko versus Josh Smith grudge match.
Until we find something a bit more dignified for this soon to be superstar (he’s a restricted free agent after this season) I’m gong to start calling him blockasaurus-rex. At least its better than J-Smoove. He’s also gaining quite a reputation on you-tube, as you can see in his highlights from last season (2.5 mins) and in his game winning block against the Heat late last month (17 secs).