Estelle – No Substitute Love

With Christian Siriano, Kelly Rowland, and Heidi Montag:

chris march forever!

“Pants are just two sleeves sewn together” – Project Runway loses Chris March

This week, Project Runway kicked off my favorite contestant, Chris March. I’m still mourning the loss, and all I can say about it is that I’m sure Nina Garcia’s split ends were somehow responsible for this disaster.

However, its hardly worth commenting on the show when Natasha (Valley Girl Intelligentsia) has penned yet another great review of Project Runway. My favorite part was about Victorya, the Crasian.

Chris March: responsible for one of the greatest moments in modern history?

I’m not sure how, but I ended up on Chris March’s Project Runway page. Proof positive that anything can happen when you’re procrastinating.

Anyways, I saw this: “He also created a lavishly “be-dazzled” limited edition jar of Vaseline.” This picture was included:

I instantly flashed back to what is most likely a top-ten YouTube moment. Tyra Banks, in all her raging psychotic glory, bestowing jewel-encrusted bottles of vaseline upon her audience.

I don’t care what happens to him on Project Runway – between the Hawaiian shirts and his this, he’s a shoe-in for Person of the Year.